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Hey Funding Agencies, Stop Scamming My Shit!

I have to be honest, I feel a little funny writing about the funding game, and what-not.  It’s not really my thing.  My thing is shoes and jams and hilarious science mommy stories.  But the truth is, although I don’t blog about it often, I spend some part of my time thinking about grants and what-not.  Recently I have gotten myself into a situation that has raised my ire.

The NIH still provides the meat and potatoes funding of our humble little group, but its cute to have additional side dish funding from private agencies and foundations.  Very, very often, however, I see requests for proposal come across my desk that announce grants with money for supplies, but specifically noting that the funds cannot be used to fund personnel.  I feel torn about applying for them.  It would be really nice to have the additional money for supplies, but how does one pay for the labor?  Especially when they are a small group or early in their career?

And I am not talking about cute little internal pilot awards of $10K here and $25K there.  I’m talking about national awards from places like the American [Insert Disease Name] Association or the National Council on [Insert Disease Name].  Today I received a request for proposal for an award that offers $100K+ for three years that specifically says:

These grants do not cover the recipient’s or other faculty salaries, but do provide salary support for technical help.

At least this one allows salary support for lab personnel, but how exactly is the PI supposed to fund their time? Surely a PI is not contributing 0% effort for 0% salary, so where else is the salary funding coming from?  Presumably from a department who generously lets said faculty member out of duties to administer a program that pays no salary support?  But, if you’re soft money faculty, forget about it.    It’s like having toilet paper that you can’t even use to wipe your own ass.  Only the asses of those around you.

This has especially raised my ire lately because I have found myself involved in a project that comes with no salary support for anyone involved.  I justify it to myself because my salary is covered elsewhere and my time sufficiently allocated for research for the duration of the project and the data should translate into some cute little papers, but I frequently think about what it would be like if the situation were different.

It’s a huge scam to not offer salary support because it means that someone else – another department or another funding agency (dare we discuss the ethics of that) foots the bill in part for the completion of a project.  Funding a project without entirely funding the labor is bullshittery at its finest.

It’s shady behavior and I suspect that funding agencies think it means that they are funding more project than they could if they also had to fund salaries.  But, it’s shady.  Damn, damn shady.

UUUUUuuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

So, if you’re me then you can pretty much count on the fact that if you’re driving to work, thinking that you’re totally prepared….

…that means you are completely and totally unprepared.

I thought I had my act together.  I packed up my very fancy, expensive breast pump. But, I forgot all of the things that interface the pump to the bits that produce the milk.  I forgot my lunch.  Forgot some files from my desk.  Basically, anything of any importance today…

Forgotten.

Also, I suspect that I dislodged a suture yesterday when I sneezed and that has been the source of my post wisdom-tooth discomfort.  I suspect I ought to get this attended to.

I lasted until noon.  At that point I realized that I was moments from leaking through my clothes whilst sitting in a meeting and that, unless someone was willing to take 2-4 ounces for the team, I needed to come home to pump. And, I didn’t pump nearly as much as Tiny Diva ate.  Somewhere between now and Monday I have to come up with 12 more ounces.  I feel like I have a gambling debt with a shady dude and she’s going to break my knee caps if I can’t pay up on Monday.

All in all, I rate my first day as a fail.  But, for now, off to pump.  Monday comes soon enough. 12 ounces is a lot of ounces.

Unclench Your Butthole Before You Talk About Bias

Sometimes we encounter bias that is so overt that it is impossible not to notice and its source is obvious.   Like, for example, this shirt listed in the JCPenney’s catalogue:

Figure 1:  My favorite part is the text describing the shirt.  It reads “Who has time for homework when there’s a new Justin Bieber album out?  She’ll love this tee that’s just as sassy as she is.”  h/t to Mr. Isis who sent me a link to a screenshot.  The shirt has since been removed.  It’s a shame.  I was hoping they’d start making it in adult sizes. I’m pretty sassy.  

Or almost any of the comments on this story about a female kicker who tried out for the Virginia Tech football team.

Sometimes, however, the source of bias is less apparent or uncomfortable to recognize.  These are the more challenging forms of bias to battle.  It’s been very , very interesting to listen to/read the discussion around the so-called Ginther report, recently published in Science, that found that black R01 applicants are 13 percentage points less likely to be successful in securing NIH funding.    These discussions have been occurring around me both on the blogosphere and in real life.  The reaction I’ve heard from many?

NIH reviewers aren’t racist.”

It’s the silliest bit of race ‘splaining I’ve ever heard.  Granted, there is probably some smidgen of NIH reviewers that are simply racist, but for the majority I believe the the difference probably lies between racism and bias.  It is possible to be biased without being racist.  Racism is a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.  Bias is an inclination of temperament or outlook or  a personal and sometimes unreasoned judgment.   One is a value, usually rooted in conscious hatred.  The other defines our actions without necessarily being rooted in in the forefront of our consciousness. 

Even good people frequently behave with bias.

One interesting point that stuck out to me was what could be characterized as bias on the part of the applicant.  Black applicants are less likely to resubmit an unfunded application (46% of unfunded applications are resubmitted by black applicant versus 64% for white applicants).  The effect of this?  According to the authors:

Applications from black…investigators were significantly less likely to receive R01 funding compared with whites for grants submitted once or twice. For grants submitted three or more times, we found no significant difference in award probability between blacks and whites…

Together, these data indicate that black… investigators are less likely to be awarded an R01 on the first or second attempt, blacks…are less likely to resubmit a revised application, and black investigators that do resubmit have to do so more often to receive an award. Assistance with the grants submission and resubmission process may provide a policy lever for diversifying the scientific workforce.

So, although there is bias in the awarding of grants fo’ sho’,  I wonder why black applicants are less likely to resubmit an application? 

I have a feeling that some of the additional bias against black applicants is going to be difficult to untangle.  Ginther and coauthors made attempts to control for “educational background, country of origin, training, previous research awards, publication record, and employer characteristics,” but I’m not sure that all of those things could truly be controlled for.  Even within a single research group at a research focused institution, training can be highly variable.  I know, for example, that I’ve progressed a alot because I have been offered opportunities.   I became a reviewer for several journals because someone more senior than me recommended me to the editor.  I have given seminars or formed collaborations because people have learned about my work from others. The recommendations of more senior colleagues have certainly been key.  None of these things have improved the quality of my science, per se, but they have increased my visibility in the community.  How do black and non-black applicants differ in their social and professional networks?  How frequently do black scientists sit on study section? Sometimes I even wonder if we are guilty of a sort of existential bias.  Because we postulate that black scientists are generally less qualified than whites, we postulate that an individual scientist is less qualified although we have no evidence to support this belief.

None of these sources of bias need necessarily be rooted in overt racism.   In academia, like every other field, we extend opportunities to people we “know”.  And often, as in every other field, that translates to the people who are most like us at the exclusion of “the other.”   Still, none of that is fixable until we unpucker ourselves after reading reports like these, put away the “I’m not a racist” trope, and examine the choices we make.   I suspect that frequently even good people are guilty of bad bias.

Then again, science might just be full of racists.

An Open Letter…

…to human research participants who show up in the lab to participate in our studies.

Dear darling people,

I realize, having done this for now more than a decade, that there are many different reasons people volunteer to participant in clinical research.  Some folks are motivated to help society.  Some need a couple of bucks.  Some are just curious about their anatomy and physiology.  These are all totally valid reasons to participate in research.

I am only going to suggest that if you are so terrified of needles that the mere sight of an IV tray sends you into sob-filled convulsive episodes, you might not want to volunteer for a study that requires 5 of them.    Call me silly, but surely there is some other use of your time that would cause you less anxiety.

Cheers,
Isis the Scientist