I think the folks who buy for LuLus may have gone off the deep end lately. I offer this as an example. Jeffrey Campbell may be considered high fashion and what-not, but I suspect that those folks are just masters of FWDAOTI. Every time a woman tries to walk in a pair of their shoes, the folks at the deisgn house sit around and laugh maniacally.
Thankfully, I also found these:
Figure 1: GoMax Jinger 01 Red Patent Espadrille Wedge. $40 at LuLus.
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Wow. Those…are, um, some shoes! Try these. I swear by all that is holy, my Mom had a pair SO similar to these back in the 70s. All I can hear is Beyonce saying ‘Shazzam!’ in Austin Powers.
Espadrilles just look dumb. Sorry, Most Honorable Goddess, but I can’t get with you on this one. I like the shade of red, though.